She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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