At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize
