Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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