Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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