Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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