Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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