if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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