Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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