Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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