Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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