i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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