I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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