If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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