Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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