So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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