wrigley field is MILF paradise
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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