is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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