you guys were way drunker than both of me
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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