I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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