Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?