he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.