Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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