You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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