HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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