she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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