Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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