Got a toothbrush?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Randomize
