Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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