at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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