Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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