I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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