no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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