is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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