David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
