I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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