My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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