It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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