remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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