She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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