just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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