my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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