I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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