but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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