He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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