I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
