quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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