people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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