Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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