Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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