So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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