She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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