Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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