North Korea, Best Korea!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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