some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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