i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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