So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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