Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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