any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Drake has all the answers
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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