I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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